Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful wyrm.

Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nuttkip Gabtipbutvanban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.