Rawflapyak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying crocodile.

Rawflapyak created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawflapyak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawflapyak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rawflapyak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rawflapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rawflapyak.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.