Lunnurtip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent human.

Lunnurtip created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnurtip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunnurtip, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lunnurtip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lunnurtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.