Pigbintan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust dryad.

Pigbintan created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbintan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigbintan, she will send you a sign.

Pigbintan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pigbintan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigbintan.

5. Never skip in holy places.