Largcutcutdad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sage dog.

Largcutcutdad created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largcutcutdad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largcutcutdad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Largcutcutdad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Largcutcutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from gray great tits for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.