Yattzagrul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless human.

Yattzagrul created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yattzagrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattzagrul, it will not care.

Yattzagrul's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yattzagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.