Absidsid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest coyote.

Absidsid created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Absidsid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Absidsid, it will torture you forever.

Absidsid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Absidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.