Tettibonlinrullbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering finch.

Tettibonlinrullbon created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tettibonlinrullbon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettibonlinrullbon, it will remove you from existence.

Tettibonlinrullbon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tettibonlinrullbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.