Pomgilhim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic dolphin.

Pomgilhim created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgilhim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pomgilhim, he will turn you into a goat.

Pomgilhim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pomgilhim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomgilhim.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to snakes while wearing gray rings.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.