Hatjiphon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous naga.

Hatjiphon created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatjiphon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatjiphon, she will turn you into a rock.

Hatjiphon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hatjiphon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hatjiphon on top of all buildings.

2. Always help geese.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about asteroids.