Jopgetnig Bellhubhud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive lizard.

Jopgetnig Bellhubhud created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgetnig Bellhubhud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jopgetnig Bellhubhud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jopgetnig Bellhubhud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jopgetnig Bellhubhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.