Ort is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet hedgehog.

Ort created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ort, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ort, he will torture you forever.

Ort's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Put Ort first in all things.

3. Do not take Ort's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the north.