Bafrowyik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive meerkat.

Bafrowyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bafrowyik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafrowyik, she will curse you with boils.

Bafrowyik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bafrowyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bafrowyik's priests.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing orange scarves.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not drink alcohol.