Rulfembun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty gorilla.

Rulfembun created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulfembun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulfembun, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rulfembun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rulfembun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if five tortoises approach from the east.