Cedwodhab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental wolf.

Cedwodhab created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedwodhab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cedwodhab, he will be very unhappy.

Cedwodhab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cedwodhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from turquoise ducks for they are unholy.