Wapnullyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent dog.

Wapnullyarp created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapnullyarp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapnullyarp, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wapnullyarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wapnullyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.