Leggonwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind jackal.

Leggonwot created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggonwot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Leggonwot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Leggonwot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Leggonwot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Leggonwot on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.