Japlithas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind fox.

Japlithas created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Japlithas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Japlithas, he will not care.

Japlithas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Japlithas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Japlithas.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Japlithas first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Japlithas.