Zagpomgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent centaur.

Zagpomgeb created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagpomgeb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagpomgeb, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zagpomgeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zagpomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagpomgeb.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing turquoise trousers.