Cenontdod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Cenontdod created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenontdod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenontdod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cenontdod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cenontdod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Cenontdod's priests.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.