Rapfossweg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest weasel.

Rapfossweg created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapfossweg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rapfossweg, she will strike you with lightening.

Rapfossweg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rapfossweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.