Yarsanont is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind chinchilla.

Yarsanont created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarsanont, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarsanont, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yarsanont's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yarsanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear green.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.