Dussbenkab is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able
grasshopper.
Dussbenkab created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussbenkab, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dussbenkab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Dussbenkab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Dussbenkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gold on your body.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never wear rings.
5. Never look in ponds.