Dimrutmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive wasp.

Dimrutmit created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimrutmit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimrutmit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dimrutmit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dimrutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Dimrutmit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimrutmit.

4. Never think about gravity near pigs while wearing orange skirts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your head.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.