Hugfenpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring hummingbird.

Hugfenpop created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfenpop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hugfenpop, he will be very sad.

Hugfenpop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hugfenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Hide if five sharks approach from the north.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always wear blue.