Lunjarnzag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured yak.

Lunjarnzag created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjarnzag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunjarnzag, she will think nothing of it.

Lunjarnzag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lunjarnzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.