Weenulltip Betratkad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Weenulltip Betratkad created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenulltip Betratkad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weenulltip Betratkad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Weenulltip Betratkad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Weenulltip Betratkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Weenulltip Betratkad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about special relativity.