Cemxuckwatcud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying slug.

Cemxuckwatcud created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemxuckwatcud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemxuckwatcud, it will be very unhappy.

Cemxuckwatcud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cemxuckwatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.