Nibcumvon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring fairy.

Nibcumvon created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcumvon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibcumvon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nibcumvon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nibcumvon's Holy Commandments

1. Nibcumvon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Nibcumvon first in all things.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.