Taffubben is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable beaver.

Taffubben created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffubben, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taffubben, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Taffubben's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Taffubben's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow horses, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to capybaras while wearing purple corsets.

5. You must love Taffubben.