Cutgemwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent goblin.

Cutgemwad created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutgemwad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutgemwad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cutgemwad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cutgemwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Cutgemwad.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Cutgemwad in the centre of the settlement.