Sigkarlig is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind
yak.
Sigkarlig created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigkarlig, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sigkarlig, she will turn you into a rock.
Sigkarlig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Sigkarlig's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never go into red rooms.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always help sick pigs.
5. Do not speak about rice.