Hunxinkem is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast dragon.

Hunxinkem created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunxinkem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hunxinkem, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hunxinkem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hunxinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hunxinkem on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never laugh near grasshopers.

5. Do not eat spinach.