Dimdanyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody fly.

Dimdanyar created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdanyar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimdanyar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimdanyar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dimdanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimdanyar.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.