Bopfomfen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective goat.

Bopfomfen created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfomfen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopfomfen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bopfomfen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bopfomfen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bopfomfen.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Bopfomfen loves otters, so they must be honoured.