Wikgessnilnildamcinham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable ferret.

Wikgessnilnildamcinham created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgessnilnildamcinham, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wikgessnilnildamcinham, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wikgessnilnildamcinham's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wikgessnilnildamcinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Wikgessnilnildamcinham must be the most important thing in your life.