Tonbogsis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless dragonfly.

Tonbogsis created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbogsis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonbogsis, she will turn you into a worm.

Tonbogsis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tonbogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tonbogsis.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.