Likbapveen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing crocodile.

Likbapveen created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likbapveen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likbapveen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likbapveen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Likbapveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always wear white.