Xen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome goblin.

Xen created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Xen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from red great tits, for they are unholy.