Xenzakdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring seal.

Xenzakdun created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenzakdun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xenzakdun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xenzakdun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Xenzakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.