Tunhogfab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet hamster.

Tunhogfab created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunhogfab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunhogfab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tunhogfab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tunhogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.