Buscibmon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate mink.

Buscibmon created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buscibmon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buscibmon, she will think nothing of it.

Buscibmon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Buscibmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.