Taryimflig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy otter.

Taryimflig created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taryimflig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Taryimflig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Taryimflig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Taryimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs fawn.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.