Nakrenlag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient elephant.

Nakrenlag created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nakrenlag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakrenlag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nakrenlag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nakrenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nakrenlag first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never sprint near seals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.