Nakrenlag is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient
elephant.
Nakrenlag created a bottom quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakrenlag, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nakrenlag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Nakrenlag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Nakrenlag's Holy Commandments1. Put Nakrenlag first in all things.
2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
3. Never sprint near seals.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.