Dadhunpib is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient
goblin.
Dadhunpib created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dadhunpib, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dadhunpib, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Dadhunpib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Dadhunpib's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always help sick voles.
4. Always help sharks.
5. Do not commit murder.