Pigkabgum Godcumsog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident camel.

Pigkabgum Godcumsog created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigkabgum Godcumsog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigkabgum Godcumsog, she will torture you forever.

Pigkabgum Godcumsog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pigkabgum Godcumsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pigkabgum Godcumsog.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near bats while wearing white stockings and balancing five titanium spheres on your face.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.