Dimyarlceb is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing hippopotamus.

Dimyarlceb created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimyarlceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimyarlceb, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dimyarlceb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dimyarlceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to dolphins while wearing green rings.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.