Vabfebfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent shrew.

Vabfebfeb created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfebfeb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabfebfeb, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabfebfeb's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vabfebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed apples to swans while wearing magenta trousers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.