Targtimwee is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous
human.
Targtimwee created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Targtimwee, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Targtimwee, it will strike you with lightening.
Targtimwee's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Targtimwee's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Erect six copper sculptures of Targtimwee on top of important buildings.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.