Migdonkik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying crab.

Migdonkik created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migdonkik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migdonkik, she will send you a sign.

Migdonkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Migdonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of rats.

2. Migdonkik loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. You must love Migdonkik.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing fawn skirts.